Wednesday, April 2, 2008
It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position but not respect.
It can buy you medicine but not health.
It can buy you blood but not life.
It can buy you sex but not love.
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So, send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
I accept cash, money orders, personal cheques, cashiers cheques,bags of gold, bars of platinum, etc...
Please: No children as payments. They will be returned.
The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes. On returning, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and absolutely stunned. She said "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Julie spoke up and said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."