Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have

the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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